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hIndu

one who calls cow as his mother , but denies bull as his father

hindus regard cow ( that too only indian breed and none else) as their mother and drink its urine. but they sell away this mother when it goes dry on milk or goes old , which then roams in markets of India eating decomposing vegetables and garbage.

by gullu November 1, 2007

234πŸ‘ 535πŸ‘Ž


hindu

A religion based on the caste system. Many people are gonna give this a thumbs down, because they're hindus. Hinduism also has many supersticions. Such as, they ask a preist (pundit) what day of the year is it auspicious to arrange a marriage. If the marriage does not happen on that certain day, the marriage is going to be a disaster. Eventhough some people say hinduism is a peaceful religion, hindus are backstabbing motherfuckers. I garuntee you, if you do a favor for a hindu, the ungrateful bastard will not return the favor when you are in need, infact he will fuck you over like a little bitch. Im not telling you to hate all hindus but thats the way MOST of them are.

Hindu- Hinduism is a peaceful religiom

Me- Your religion maybe peaceful but that dosent make you peaceful. Hindus have killed many muslim minorities in India. They also persecuted sikhs and christians. What do you say to that?

Hindu- uh....umh....thank you come again?

by Singh iz king August 24, 2007

245πŸ‘ 628πŸ‘Ž


HINDU

On Ganesh festival in whole India, especially coastal Maharashtra million tones of idols of obese hindu lord ganesh are ceremoniously thrown into rivers Arabian sea. Idols are made of calcium carbonate silica compounds causing great threat to life of organisms fishes causing destruction avoidable pollution reduction in Biological Oxygen Demand BOD. Hindus are continuing with their foolish religious practices ganesh was mythological god son of ascetic Shiva, was beheaded by his Father lord Shiva when he (Ganesh) stopped father (shiva) from approaching his mother parvati who was taking her bath..-During whole night of diwali festival in October each every Hindu blast trillion tones of Crackers small bombs chantingβ€˜BOMB BOMB BOLAY’ at rooftops of houses poisonous hydrocarbons into air frightening animals birds noise pollution Scientists say cow dung passing gas belches as source of major main green house gas -methane into air causing global warming. However Hindus foolishly claim cow as flawless pious mother, drink its urine neglecting other milk giving animals.-During festival holi hindus throw color powder on each others everyone going in streets even forcibly in shameless uncivilized manner. Several tones of artificial powder colors made of harmful prohibited chemicals go down into drains sever causing soil water pollution besides waste of millions of money. It is sheer irony of situation that at this time 35 percent of hindu in India are living below poverty line.

HINDU-polluting rivers, air and surroundings
During Ganesh

by mark anthonydude October 11, 2009

92πŸ‘ 230πŸ‘Ž


hindu

A person of the hindu religion, also a term used for somebody who doesn't want to kill an animal for some unknown reason. Hindu can be interchangeable for hippie if you feel like making fun of a vegetarian.

Billy: But I don't want to kill the deer, dad!
Billy's Dad: Quit being such a God damned Hindu and shoot it, here, I'll do it for you.
*blam*
Billy: Bambi! Noooooooo!!

by Wesley Durrance September 17, 2005

171πŸ‘ 603πŸ‘Ž


hindu

a paper duck. it looks like a rubber duck.

A paper duck that looks like a rubber duck. a hindu

by argok20 May 27, 2008

85πŸ‘ 337πŸ‘Ž


hindus

Bastardiation of the pluram form of Hindu (Hindu's.)

Judaism is about 3500-4000 years old. Hinduism ain't that old. Anyone who thinks that is a moron.

by Myajd jdg August 3, 2005

57πŸ‘ 227πŸ‘Ž


Bengali Hindu

Bengali Hindu is a person who speaks Bengali language as his or her mother tongue, a Hindu by dharma or religion, and often born in Bengal regardless of East Bengal or West Bengal.

Bengali Hindus were in majority of Bengali population decades ago.

by typical Indian October 6, 2023