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area in suburban maryland with ecstasy, drag races, and white people. very rich. very boring.
the MOCO vs. HOCO debate on diversity, coolness, etc is irrelevant because they're both next to PG county, superior in both aspects.
i got some E from hoco and all the guys there had honda civics and all the girls had tans.
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howard county, md, where not much happens
we are told it is the richest county in md
the people on the school board are stupid, and i can't think of a better insult because i live in hoco
the people here are mostly stupid too
it's killing diversity
the ones with some sense want to get out of here
hoco is a nothingness
i hate hoco
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A place in Maryland where every white girl has a tank top and white shorts or jean shorts with white converse or black vans. Every white boy has Basketball shorts, Knee high Nike socks, either an Under Armour, Nike, or Adidas shirt or hoodie. Everyone has fake Gucci or Supreme. People here are rich in some way. The kids who live here either have clout or no clout. Every high schooler has weed, Juul, or has drinked alcohol before. The schools are either boring af(Hammond), has kids that are rich af(River Hill), or ghetto (Wilde Lake). Every kid here has IPhone or Android with the following apps: YouTube, Snapchat, Instagram, VSCO, SoundCloud, Spotify, and Netflix. It also has big Asian community and it is also the Fortnite capital of the world.
“What Hoco school you going to?”
“Tbh River Hill is too rich for me, Wilde Lake is ghetto af, Howard is athletic af, Centennial is nerdy af.
“Imma just drop out”
Or another example
“How about those Hoco girls bro?”
“Nah they too white af”
“They on Snapchat all the time, post artsy Instagram pictures with cringey captions, wear white shorts or jean shorts in any kind of weather, and are either Blonde or Brunette hair”
“I think I’m good”
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the gayest police around, who respond to noise disturbances with full force, k9s, and multiple units.
the hoco popo never leave me alone, even when im not doing anything
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When the students of howard county refer to their B or eve low A as a failing grade. When a student of hoco says they received a failing grade, assume they mean a B unless they say specifically that they "legit failed".
"Hey how'd you do on the test?"
"Not great. I failed. Not even a hoco fail, legit fail. I got a 69%."
An African American who has undergone the unfortunate misfortune of either being born or ending up in Howard County for some reason. Here they will have to face an overwhelming population of wiggers on an everyday basis, rarely seeing another of their own kind.
"That poor, poor Hoco latte!" exclaimed Aunt Susie
"Your right, look at all those wiggers idolizing him," responded Norman
"
"He looks disgusted!"
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A term used to describe the police of Howard County, who end up focusing much of their time on petty crimes, speed traps, and underage drinking enforcement since not much else goes on.
"Watch out on 29 today, there's alot of HoCo Po Po."
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