HOB

Noun Acronym for Horny Old Broad.
Refers to a drunk older woman who is looking for a younger man with some stamina for sex. If you can find a good looking one, you may learn a trick or two.

Dude, this bar is crawling with HOBs. A few more beers and "Here's to you Mrs. Robinson.."

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Hob Gobbler

The Hob Gobbler is the name a of a legendary trickster figure that lives along Pine Mountain in the Appalachian Mountains. It is a devil that takes the form of a turkey, which sometimes grants wishes but sometimes pays tricks on those who seek it out.

Well he may show up to help if he said he would, but that boy aint no more reliable nor trustworthy than the old Hob Gobbler himself.

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HOB

A coveted statistic in the sport of lacrosse. One HOB is granted to every player on a lacrosse team who does not step on the field, or even sniff the field, however this player is in uniform. Officially HOB stands for Hour on Bench, however one HOB is recorded for every quarter in which the laxer "rides the pine."

Laxer 1 - "How many Goals did I score?"
Statman - "3!"
Laxer 2 - "Suli, how many HOBs did I rack up that game?"
Statman -"Bro you racked up 4 HOBs, way to go!"

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get hobbed

Getting Fucked

Zito would get hobbed if his arm were ripped off.

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Hob Gob

Hob Gob (v): The act of hitting an empty bowl after you have smoked and cashed a bowl.

Rob: "Hey, I just cashed the bowl... you want the Hob Gob?"

Pam: "Hell yeah I want the Hob Gob!"

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Hob Gobbler

In this part of West Virginia, a hob gobbler is what people call a single male turkey that is either staring at you or acting in another eerie way. It is believed to bring bad luck in the same way as a black cat, although people don't take the bad luck aspect very seriously.

Sometimes hob gobbler is also used teasingly to describe someone who is acting like a misanthrope or loner.

"Oh lord, is that a hob gobbler over there at the edge of the bushes?" "Nah, see those two hens in the trees? He's probably just showing off for the ladies."

HOB

Abbreviation for Horny Old Broad. Coined in Nebraska by Ray

1)I can't stand it when the HOB's hit on me!
2) This chatroom is full of married HOB's on the make.

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