somebody who takes a crap on other peoples lawns
This dirty hobknocker just took a crap on my lawn. What the hell is wrong with that dirty hobknocker
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A hobknocker is what you say when youβre about to take a fat shit in the toilet.
Iβm about to take a hobknocker in my bathroom, so be prepared.
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One who messes with ones other's private
Also a molester
There's a rumor that he's a hobknocker; just went up to that girl and...
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1. A person that engages in sexual activities with animals
2. Someone who masturbates in public
3. A person that frequently grabs other peoples genitalia
Hobknockers are usually men
1. Nick is such a hobknocker, he is dating his dog.
2. Jack was being a hobknocker in school today, it was so gross!
3. Sarah grabbed his junk! What a hobknocker!
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A guy or girl that has sex with a prostute and has their ass on a doorknob while doing it.
"Dude did you see that hobknocker!"
"Yeah Ikr?!"
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Used to describe a pair of two really large breast implants, that a docter implanted well he was drunk. The breast are normally super uneven, and look more like mountains. In most cases one mountain is ALOT larger than the other one.
Brittney Spears: "Did you see Linsey's new hobknockers?"
Hilary Duff: "Yeah I know I heard the docter got wasted, because she gave him a blowjob."
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A really cool nerd. Someone who'll fix your computer and then suck your dick.
"Hey man, who's that Hobknocker?"
"That's Mr. Hudson!!"
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