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Hobknocker

somebody who takes a crap on other peoples lawns

This dirty hobknocker just took a crap on my lawn. What the hell is wrong with that dirty hobknocker

by Jman1426 October 22, 2009

34πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


Hobknocker

A hobknocker is what you say when you’re about to take a fat shit in the toilet.

I’m about to take a hobknocker in my bathroom, so be prepared.

by Takingafatshit January 11, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Hobknocker

One who messes with ones other's private

Also a molester

There's a rumor that he's a hobknocker; just went up to that girl and...

by CRSII June 19, 2010

17πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Hobknocker

1. A person that engages in sexual activities with animals

2. Someone who masturbates in public

3. A person that frequently grabs other peoples genitalia

Hobknockers are usually men

1. Nick is such a hobknocker, he is dating his dog.

2. Jack was being a hobknocker in school today, it was so gross!

3. Sarah grabbed his junk! What a hobknocker!

by CubbyBunie666 August 27, 2014

3πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Hobknocker

A guy or girl that has sex with a prostute and has their ass on a doorknob while doing it.

"Dude did you see that hobknocker!"

"Yeah Ikr?!"

by Ali Woosley February 25, 2009

41πŸ‘ 142πŸ‘Ž


Hobknocker

Used to describe a pair of two really large breast implants, that a docter implanted well he was drunk. The breast are normally super uneven, and look more like mountains. In most cases one mountain is ALOT larger than the other one.

Brittney Spears: "Did you see Linsey's new hobknockers?"

Hilary Duff: "Yeah I know I heard the docter got wasted, because she gave him a blowjob."

by Captain Obvously Awesome April 28, 2009

35πŸ‘ 133πŸ‘Ž


Hobknocker

A really cool nerd. Someone who'll fix your computer and then suck your dick.


"Hey man, who's that Hobknocker?"

"That's Mr. Hudson!!"

by I.B. 2010 February 26, 2009

40πŸ‘ 166πŸ‘Ž