Holbrook: A God of sex. Well known for his monster-sized penis. He is intelligent, smart, charming. He gets about any girl he wants. Don’t worry about bringing your girl around him chances are he has already had her once or twice. He is loyal to his friends. A born leader that never treats anyone like they are beneath him. However, this type of a man demands respect. No one crosses him twice. He handles his business.
Holbrook: Don’t do your friend wrong or he may Holbrook your ass.
A member of Holbrook is definitely shady and should not be approached. Their motives are not currently understood but are definitely hostile in nature. They cannot be trusted under any circumstance. They are thought to have links with the Underground, SPECTRE and Tekashi 69 and are therefore enemies of the state.
Holbrook member: Hey, I'm from Holbrook.
Non-Holbrook member: *hastily running away*
When a foreskin has become completely rotten from years of not washing it
“Jesus Christ that smells like my dead nan, first sign of Holbrook cock”