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Also known as Pabst Blue Ribbon or PBR. Possibly the most popular alcoholic beverage throughout every trailerpark and hole in the wall bar in America. Its cheap, tastes like carbonated urine, and will have you fathering bastard children and breakin your parole in no time. Also a popular choice beverage for scenesters, stupid college kids, and toothless biker whores.
PBR? Man, you've really lowered your standards to Redneck Holy Water?
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Filling a Walmart brand water bottle with semen, boiling it, and then giving it to hookers for 20 bucks
I gave the girl who hangs out behind Arby's a bottle of American holy water yesterday
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Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.
COVID Holy water is a liquid soap, hand sanitizer that has been blessed /approved for use by the members of the CDC . The use for cleansing of the COVID-19. The use of COVID holy water as a sacramental for protection against evil in a pandemic.
It’s just a fancy name for hand sanitizer that kills germs.
43 : Hand me the COVID Holy water
12: The what? *smirks*
43: The hand sanitizer, I need to get the sins of this pandemic off my hands.
12: *sign of the cross* In the name of the CDC,WHO, NIOSH & Flu-Vid may you be cleansed”. *throws hand sanitizer *.
43: Thank you my child.
12: Amen.
Accidentally randomly ejaculating at inappropriate/illogical times.
I spilt holy water at grandmas funeral.
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Vodka
Just another word for vodka
Person 1: You want some beer?
Person 2: Beer is weak as fuck. I got Russian holy water
Whiskey manufactured in Ireland
Barkeep- aye Father, getcha a whiskey?
Priest- I'll certainly have none of that! But an Irish holy water will do, my son.
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