the Home Depot

When you are banging your woman from behind, pull out and cum on her ass like you are shooting a bead of caulk down the crack of her ass...then lick your index finger and run your finger down her ass crack to smooth it out.

I gave my woman the Home Depot right after we got home from Lowe's.

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Home Depoted

1) To find an empty bin of what you are looking for adjacent to rows of overflowing bins of what you are not looking for.

2) To return to the job site to realize your recently purchased lumber has non-square end cuts.

3) To travel to your local indoor lumber yard to learn they do not carry 14' lumber.

Yet again, I've been home depoted.

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home-depot

What your significant other is doing while your at work. Using your house to run a train on herself, probably with your buddies.

"That guy really pisses me off. "That's ok when he's gone his wife runs a home-depot and everybody rides it."

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home depot

sten. nuff said. (huge toolbox)

me and helena were talking to sten and making fun of him for being the biggest home depot anyone has ever encountered.

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home depot

Katman is home depot because he is mybitch. All of CLC knows that Katman is a toolbox.

syn:tool box, bitch

Sammy T is like Katman because they both are tools

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HOME DEPOT

WHEN HAVING SEX ON THE BEACH, AFTER INSERTING COCK INTO VAG, TAKING COCK OUT AND DIPPING INTO SAND AND THEN INSERTING BACK IN..

BABE IM CRAVING TO FEEL SOME SANDPAPER IN MY VAG.. GIVE ME A HOME DEPOT.

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home depot

A super butch-dyke whom you would never know was a girl if you saw IT walking down the street. spottable by large baggy clothes (GAY)grills (GAY) . and freshly tightened corn rows ( MEGA GAY)

My friend tried to come out to me yesterday but i didnt beleive her so i told her to say something lesbionic and she replied..."HOME DEPOT".

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