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A web comic pertaining to an incredibly complex network of intertwined relationships between the space-time linear parallels of a group of juvenile human beings and a slightly larger group of juvenile troll-like humanoid extraterrestrials who must work together to stop a rogue villain from destroying our universe, communicated through and perpetrated by a with the ability to manipulate time and space while simultaneously bringing about the end of the world, interspersed with interruptions from an omniscient talking cue ball as well as a separate group of gang-involved beings hellbent upon exacting revenge on a rival group of gang-involved beings, all tied together by a characteristic ironically ridiculous and self-deprecating sense of humor with homage to both classic character archetypes from throughout human history as well as the familiar internet-central humor of today’s youth.
"Did you read the homestuck update?"
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Homestuck is a webcomic thingie; look it up because it's already on this website.
So! There are times you are watching Homestuck, times you are reading Homestuck, and occasionally you are playing Homestuck. So what are you doing? You're Homestucking.
This does not apply to Homestuck exclusively. If you find yourself wondering whether you are reading, watching, or playing something...well, bro, you're Homestucking.
past tense: Homestucked
present tense: Homestucking
future tense: will Homestuck
noun- Homestucker
Natalie: so, why didn't you text me back?
Gabby: sorry, I was reading...er, watching...uh, playing...I WAS HOMESTUCKING!
Natalie: you should put that on UrbanDictionary.com...
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Homestucks are people associated with the secret sociaty founded under thier appreciation to thier "lord's" webcomic Homestuck. They are usually identified wearing candy-corn colored horns and wearing grey paint, they usually have black shirts identifying with a zodiac sign. They tend to get irritated if you mention the gigapause to them. This was an event that ravaged thier lifestyle and killed millions of expectant fans, this made them doubt thier savior and turn to things like Dangan Ronpa and OFF. Thier "lord" identifies himself as Lord Hussie and has a strong passion for horses and shitty Nic Cage movies. If you see a Homestuck, do not approach.
I repeat, DO NOT APPROACH UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE!
They will brainwash you into thier cult.
EXAMPLE: The Homestucks went to the convention and ruined it for everyone else.
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Someone with essentially no life, who spends 99% of their lives at home, indoors away from the rest of society. The only possible way of communicating with a homestucker is online, through text, or maybe you'll occasionally see them bulking up on supplies at your local grocery store.
"Hey look at that homestucker over there."
"Where? I don't see."
"Of course not, because they're stuck at home."
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it is a webcomic
don't ask a human person that reads it what homestuck is you will regret it
SITUATION 1
guy: hello what's homestuck
other guy: idk
SITUATION 2
guy: hello what's homestuck
HOMESTUCK FAN OF DEATH: Glad you asked! Homestuck is an Internet fiction series created by American author and artist Andrew Hussie in the first half of the 2010s. The fourth and best-known of Hussie's four MS Paint Adventures, it originally ran from April 13, 2009 to April 13, 2016. Though normally described as a webcomic, and partly constituted by a series of single panel pages, Homestuck also relied heavily on Flash animations and instant message logs to convey its story, along with occasional use of browser games.Its plot centers on a group of teens who unwittingly bring about the end of the world by installing the beta version of an upcoming computer game, Sburb. The teens soon come into contact with a group of Internet trolls who are revealed to be horned aliens, and these trolls work with the kids to create a new universe by completing the game. It has been noted for its complex and nonlinear plot, considerable length at over 8,000 pages and 800,000 words, and intensely devoted fan community.
Homestuck is a gay program created by indolent people who have no life but have been smart to have conned many people into buying their cosmetics.
Please, if you are a fan of homestuck, die.
John: Oh hey Tim, what did you do over the weekend?
Tim: Oh, thanks! I read Homestuck and bought some horns!
John: Fuck you.
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Extremely irritating people who are fans of the popular webcomic "Homestuck", created by Andrew Hussie. While not all of them are whiney, rude, vocal and annoying, most of them are.
Often you can find them cosplaying in large herds at conventions. They run around covered in grey body paint and sporting candy cane colored horns and a zodiac symbol tee shirt.
They leave smudges of body paint all over hotel doors and bathrooms, public areas, your $2000 fursuit or $300 cosplay, and also love to harass people into reading all 6000+ pages of the comic.
A-Whats that grey smudge on your fursuit/cosplay/shirt?
B-I was attacked by a hoard of homestucks. They thought it was funny to smear paint on my clothes/cosplay
A-They're just a bunch of immature horned assholes
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