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all persons from 18-26 who have moved further than 200 miles away from the location that they lost their virginity (aka home) retain a certain idealization for a person they use to fornicate with. The special bond requiring each time they go home to call said person. Feeling a need to inform them that both of their reproductive organs are once again in a close proximatey of each other. It dates back to Persia during Alexander the Great era.
College guy: damn I can't wait I get home and see my hometown fuck.
Friend: what about Katie?
College guy: what about her? Hometown fucks are for life. Special bond.
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To eat yogurt out of someones ass.
Yo ! I can't wait to eat at the hometown buffet, nah mean ? (winkwink, nudge nudge)
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some One who complains that their home town sucks all the time even though they live their.
Guy 1: Did you see what that Drug addict Mitchell Martinez Posted on Facebook?
Guy 2: Yea what a HomeTown hater
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An enthusiastic round of head given in Cincinnati most often in exchange for a car ride.
That was one damn fine hometown blowjob. Where do you need a ride to?
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The eve before Thanksgiving where all the losers you went to high school with converge on the same bar. This often results in one of the following scenarios:
1. You see the losers who have never left your hometown, they are all belligerently drunk, annoying, and think they are cool.
2. You meet up with the chick who was hot in high school and is still kind of hot so you try to bag her. You later find out she is the town prostitute/cum dumpster.
3. You run into an acquaintance who you haven't talked to in years and have the awkward "Hey! How are You? What have you been up to?" conversation.
4. You have a drink with your old football/ baseball coach who is now an alcoholic.
5. You try to bang your ex-gf or that chick who polished your knob once in 9th grade.
6. Bear spectacle to every guy simultaneously hitting on the young co-eds who came back from college just for the holiday.
Hey, lets go to the bar for Hometown Heroes night. I really want to smush Jane Doe, she gave me the best brains in 9th grade.
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A person that you hook up with when you go back to the town you grew up in. Often happens to college students when they go back home in between semesters and hook up with random people at parties or ex's who still live there.
I'm not really interested in Jeremy, he's just my hometown hook-up.
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Someone that you fornicate with upon returning to the place in which you were raised, it’s common to have had previous sexual encounters with this individual
I just got back from college, I’m gonna hit up my hometown slam piece and see what she’s doing tonight