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Hormone Couple

A couple, typically in high school, that "date" each other because of the sudden release of sex hormones during puberty.

Zach got a giant got a giant hickey from savanna! what a disgusting hormone couple!

by UrbanYourMom May 16, 2016


hormone card

Playing the 'hormone card' is similar to playing the 'race card'.

Someone may try to de-value and say that someone's stance is invalid purely because of either "teenage hormones" or being "on their period", insinuating that their thoughts are not sober or valid because of an external force.

"That bitch played the hormone card on me, said I was only mad because I was on my period"

by xokbok September 3, 2015


hormone hostage

In a relationship, the status of the man while the woman is having her period.

"Let's call Dave and see if he wants to come out to the bar! No way man, Lisa is on the rag this weekend. He's a hormone Hostage."

"It didn't matter how I answered her question, either way I was in trouble...That's just how it is when you're a hormone hostage."

by Nuggets McGee May 19, 2007


hormone imbalance

an unexplainable phenomenon that robs one of the proteins a body needs to be healthy.

Steve: I've said more than I wanted to say, and all that I am going to say, about this hormone imbalance.

by nudgeee January 6, 2009

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Mt Hormones

It is a sacred place located on an indian motherfucker. he jizzes offf to it every night. Once he was having a wank his dad came and gave him a spank.

Look at those Mt Hormones about to blow.

by SKULLCRUSHR August 19, 2019

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Hormone goggles

When you are attracted to an ugly person because of raging hormones. Otherwise you would never look twice at them, but now you want them.

Person 1: He is SO sexy!
Person 2: are you crazy? look at him again..
person 1: oh no, it must have been hormone goggles.

by heartx3jess February 18, 2009

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female hormones

A false diagnosis given by primarily male or older doctors to dismiss a female patient and her illness and making her feel like she's crazy.

(patient shows signs of terminal illness that if left untreated could cost her life) "You're overreacting, It's just female hormones" says the misogynistic doctor.

by Peoplep!ssmeoff August 3, 2023

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