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When having sex right before a girl is giving you a blow job, place some hot sauce on the head of your penis, that way she gets a mouthful of spicy sperm
Man I gave a girl a Mexican hot head and she started screaming and then bit down real hard on my dick and blood went every were
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When one man s**ts in another man's butthole.
Guy 1: "Where's andy?"
Guy 2: "Oh, him and scott are at the anal surgeon, they had mexican hot pockets at the party last night..."
Guy 1: "I wish hadn't heard that."
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after performing an alabama hot pocket
stick it in her vagina
and ejaculate , shooting your fecies and semen onto her cunt lips
only real hoes do mexican hot dogs
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when two mexican men penitrate a white female at the same time in the same hole usually in the anus in a hot tub.
last night me and pablo pulled a Mexican hot pot with Tammy in her old mans hot tub.
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The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time
Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york
Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!
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The act of sticking an appendage into something hot, or warmer than expected
Damn Kenneth, you alright? That was an ol Mexican hot finger!!!
Eating a chilli then giving your partner head.
Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.