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A massive hurricane, that wiped out new orleans. dumb liberals have been saying "its all George Bush's fault he didnt act fast enough" which isnt true Bush couldnt act because the govenor had to ask for his help, so he wasnt able to just step in. Read the constitution.
Moron: Hurricane Katrina is bush's fault
Me: No it isnt why would you say that?
Moron: Because he didnt step right in after the hurricane
Me: because he couldnt, the constitution states that after a disaster the govenor of the state has to request the president for help if he doesnt after a period of time the president has to decide if he should go in and help.
Moron:...
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an embarrassment for America that the entire planet, no, the entire UNIVERSE saw. It exposed the incompetence, stupidity and uncaring attitudes that have plagued the U.S.A. for a long time.
1.I saw TV coverage of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina had come and left. A TV news reporter was there, talking about gangs looting, shooting and causing trouble. Several thousands were without electricity, shelter, food, drink, medicine, restroom facilities and other essentials that were needed NOW. The reporter spoke about how the National Guard, Red Cross, disaster relief and others were "blocked" from entering the city because "the gangs were too violent and were preventing help from getting in". Yeah, right. The Guard and the relief could've mowed down them stupid gangstas with their large vehicles. There were some armored cars for Pete's sake! The sun had just set and the TV idiot talked about "the city descending into anarchy", and yet relief didn't get in for nearly a fucking week! This display of gross incompetence was seen all over the world and it showed in living color the incompetence, corruption and absolute STUPIDity rampant in America.
On top of that, some people elsewhere were saying "why should we rebuild New Orleans? It was built six feet below sea level!". Cretins! Ignorant IDIOTS! Then some people around here were distributing some boneheaded paper about "how God sent this hurricane to punish the city for having a "fag-fest" (I looked it up - it refers to "Southern Decadence". It's some sort of cultural fair for gay people. There's nothing kinky, bizarre or offensive about what the festival goers do there. It's pretty much a "cultural" pride celebration with many activities - none sexual). Then why don't God destroy San Francisco? I've been there and other cities have many gays.
Anyway, after relief FINALLY came to the Crescent City the residents were given pseudo-credit cards to make needed purchases. Soon the TV news broadcasts were showing some people abusing the relief cards to get their hair cornrowed, to get tattoos, buy TVs and more. Guess what color those few select relief fund wasters were?
You get one guess.
2. Dick Head: Looka them coons misusing their free ride from the government!
Me: *** POW!!! (I jack slap this moron on his concrete head so hard he falls out of the LaZ Boy chair and onto the floor). ***
Man, this ignorant, crass attitude really pisses me off BIG TIME! And all that time the geeky TV imbeciles who were looking for journalism awards later on were just standing around dumbly. But worst of all some of the American public were so callous, so crass, so comfortably dumb from years of indifference, ignorance, and a shit happens outlook (not to mention the showing of war as entertainment and the ignored recession)- this is a markedly vivid and clear case of what was wrong in America in the 21st century. The hairbrained response and media coverage of Hurricane Katrina and its aftermath is a like a pus filled boil, worst than a zit. It's an absolute shame, an embarassment of the highest degree. A total disgrace. Complete unexcusable bullshit. No excuse whatsoever.
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When you don't leave town for a hurricane. Instead, you have adrenaline sex and you have to finish before the water level hits your sack. Ejaculate before you evacuate.
Yo, I heard Megan got Hurricane Katrina'd during a category 5. She's still wet.
Woah hurricane Katrina more like hurricane tortilla
more like hurricane tortilllaaaa ;)
*tortillas fall on head*
hurricane katrina! more like hurricane tortillaaaa ;)
When doing a girl doggy style in a bathroom stall, you push her head into the toilet and give her a swirly.
Guy 1- I gave my gf a hurricane Katrina last night!
Guy 2- No way, me too!
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"doing a hurricane katrina." the act of lining up a line of cocaine next to a line of heroin next to a line of meth next to a line of tang orange juice powder, then putting two straws in each nostril and snorting it all at once.
Steve wanted to get fucked up after the show, so he went the bathroom and did hurricane katrinas until his nose bled
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