The act of never never moving but experiencing life's greatest pleasures.
Rob eats a bag of "Bold Party Blend" Chex Mix.
Rob gloats about finding three rye chips (he claims five).
John exclaims "i've been there i've came back i'm still here" because he's eaten an entire bag of "All Rye Chips" in one sitting.
He knows what's up.
15π 3π
The state of being so helplessly fucked that the only thing left for you to do is to write a book about your crappy life. The book will not concern matters the general populace, or even Dr. Phil, will give two shits about. The only copies sold will be to your mother and maybe, if you're lucky, to some pervert you don't even know who happens to be cursed with the same crippling victim mentality.
Joe: "Hey. I'm really sorry that you lost custody of your kid."
Sally: "I know! The judge hates women and is in cahoots with my ex-husband who has been secretly drugging me with meth for the past 3 years so that I would fail the drug test administered at the court hearing which occurred one day, plus the statutorily allowed period of time during which the court ruling could be appealed, ago. I could write a book about what I've been through."
3π 1π
I've been smoking for a really long time
Karen: "Now you can't complain about Pat's smoking since you do it yourself!"
Arthur: "I've always been a smoker".
1π 6π
I donβt know the meaning .because Iβm living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.
-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)
^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.
"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.
15π 7π
I've had a vasectomy. I can't have any more children. (Males)
Do you want anymore kids? "No I've been to the vet"
When your on fifa and put loads of good players in a SBC that you could of used for something else then you get dogshit out of it
"Alright I'll but in 94 Muller in, 96 Donnarumma etc..."
*Opens pack*
"Oh ffs I've been shafted and just got 92 Fofana