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A quote that makes the user feel attacked in a very aggressive manor. Users of this quote may be very careful as they may be attacked by a variety of people. Including but not exclusive to Black people, Muslims, and Asians.
Muslim:Oh shit I just hit a crazy shot!
Random: ...I’ve seen better
Muslim: Yo, shut the fuck up!
When one (male) comes out of being in cold water for a long period or exposed to cold weather, ones testicle sack will shrivel up and resemble a salt and vinegar mc coy style crisp when you rub it.
I’ve got a “McCoy” is a wrinkle style crisp which can be defined and reference to a wrinkly ball sack. Caw it’s so cold that my ballbag feels like a I’ve got a “McCoy”
Typically referring to one’s skill(s) and/or experience.
Heard in the series of Gilmore girls, that can be viewed on Netflix, when Brian is instructing Zack on which guitar chords he must play, in a speedy manner. Season 5: ep. 5.
ZACH: “Yo, kid flash, slow down. I’ve got chops, but I’m not Les Paul.”
A sorry i’ve changed is a boy who begs multiple girls for lots of nudes every night, because he can’t wank properly and doesn’t wanna use pornhub and when a girl says no he gets beyond frustrated.
a sorry i’ve changed
omg he’s such “a sorry i’ve changed” ugh who even asks for nudes anymore
A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*
Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
My car has broken Down.
Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.
John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
Really busy with things to do, like Christmas dinner.
We called mom in when she was busy cooking, then she said “well, I’ve got cheese to slice” and went back to the kitchen.