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To keep a situation under control that is chaos thriving to the point that you feel you own it, you've got this taken care of.
Woman:"What are we going to do about next month's light bill?"
Man:"You don't worry about none of that shit, I got this shit!"
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--Something your best friend says when you tell her that you like her brother, and her brother likes you. Therefore, Her brother and you will be dating.
--You can also use this phrase whenever you think you will be surprised, mad, or scared.
--It's a fun phrase to use.
Douche Fuck: I have something to tell you, but I'm scared...lol.
Ass Fart: What is it??? haha.
Douche Fuck: WELL, I like your brother, and he likes me, sooo we're gonna date each other.
Ass Fart: WHAT?! I JUST SHIT THE ENTIRE BERLIN WALL!
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Gotta crap so bad fells like ur shitting rocks.
Holy mother of Jesus!!!!!, Bobby shits rocks!!!
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A bowel movement that is so large and wide that it ends all future shits. Such a shit only occurs after 12-24 hours of eating large, greasy, and out-right disgusting meals such as as Taco Bell, Jack-in-the-Box, chili dogs, or other comparable foods that you are not experienced with. It is a shit that typically lasts 20 minutes to 1 hours, very painful, and causes body-wide convolutions. This shit is believed to be your last no matter what may be consumed in the future, having you believe that you have shit out all of your future shits before you have had them.
OMG, dude. After going for breaking the 16 record from that Crave Case from White Castle, I took a WW I shit. I had my phone next to me just in case I had to call 911. It took numerous flushes as well as 3 plungers to get it down. Next time I'll let Sheeky take my place in the competition while I order fries, a milkshake, and a medium Mountain Dew. He is a stronger man than I will ever dream of.
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a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret
guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the
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It means when you take a shit and your asshole burns really badly or if it chaps.
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To shit dicks means to be very angry, or upset
"when she twisted my nipple i shit dicks!"
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