i did i t again

when billie eilish broke her own record on instagram to reach 1,000,000 in under six minutes.

Billie Eilish: *breaks record*
Billie Eilish on her story: “i did i t again”

i did her

A lying sack of shit that tries to impress by posting pictures of babes on random Facebook groups to feel better about himself. Usually a sign of severe micro penis syndrome.

(Post babe pic) "Dude I did her"

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I did a thing

The caption of someones social media post representing their newly done tattoo

Random girl on instagram: "I did a thing yesterday! Looks awesome!"

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I DID YOUR MOM

A common insult...unless you really did fuck someones mom...

Oh yeah..well...I DID YOUR MOM. BURN

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I Did Something Bad

I Did Something Bad is an abosolute bop from Taylor Swift’s 6th studio album, reputation. This song was the first song that artist Taylor Swift has ever sworn in. The sang the iconic line “If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing” referring to when Kanye West tried to take credit for Taylor Swift’s success in his song, Famous. Therefore, I Did Something Bad is a lyrical masterpiece that has such an important meaning behind it. Now go steam it!

“Stream reputation on Spotify”
“My dude I have been, my favourite song is I Did Something Bad!”

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I Did Not Hit Her

1. It’s not true, it’s bullshit, I did not hit her, I did not.

{Oh hi Mark}

Friend 1 (has not seen The Room): I can’t believe they’re saying this about me, I did not hit her!

Friend 2 (has seen The Room): it’s not true, it’s bullshit, you did not hit her, you did not *limply throws water bottle*

Friend 1: Huhh??

Friend 3 (named Marcus) shows up randomly

Friend 1: Oh, hi Mark.

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I DID YOUR MOM

A more gratuitous derivative of the simple Your Mom, in which someone describes having sexual relations with another's mother in an attempt to offend or shock them. While it almost always used either sarcastically or as a form of trolling, it can also be found being used by typical players in online gaming matches who have decided that actual insults simply did not display their rage thoroughly enough.

Never, ever used with any sort of context.

Player #1: No! What are you doing!?! You're letting them take the fla-

Player #2: I DID YOUR MOM.

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