all i do

a song by the group B5. its a cool song. i dont like the video, tho.

sum1: did u see b5's new video "all i do"?!
me: yea. luv tha song. dont like the vid. wats so great about kids that are 10-15 years old dancing on a school bus?

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what am i doing

I don't know, what ARE you doing? Searching this up on Urban dictionary instead of being productive

What am I doing?

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What should I do?

The "LeBron James" approach, popularized by South Park. Used in tricky situations or troublesome conversations.

DAD: "Donavan, I saw a packet of white powder in your room--"

DONAVAN: "What should I do? Should I admit that I've made mistakes? Should I remind you I've done this before? What should I do? Should I tell you I'm not a role model? Should I accept my role as the villain? Should I stop listening to my drug dealer? He's my drug dealer! Maybe I should just... disappear."

DAD: "...I'm going to go make some toast."

SCORE!

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Didn't I do it for you?

Borzoi dog animation meme.

Didn't I do it for you? Didn't I do it for U? everything I do is for U, Kermie.

Don't mind if I do

I phrase/saying to say while taking something that should have been, but wasn't, offered to you. Usually goes along with a deliberately rude gesture, like snatching something off a table.

At the Christmas Party, important guests were given a free tree ornament. Someone who was not supposed to get one walks up to their table and says abruptly "Don't mind if I do" and takes one of the ornaments for themselves.

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i do but i don't

the desire to put forth energy towards a particular action, and the equal amount of desire to not want to.

wanna go to the movies?

i do but i don't

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fuck-i-do

A fuck-I-do is when you fuck somebody's wife right after the wedding reception

Man: hey girl you looking fine wanna have a fuck-I-do

Newly wed woman: sure do uncle frank

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