slang for "can i fuck you please?"
damn shes hot, i wonder if i can get a piece?
16๐ 3๐
Said to someone who's extremly slow at understanding something just as they get it. This mimics the end of 'Honey I shrunk the kids' where it takes one kid the entire film to get a joke.
Dave: a horse walks into a bar, the barman say's why the long face?
Sara: I don't get it...is the horse sad?....er....Oh cos Horses have got long heads.
Dave: Oh I get it, French Class!!
23๐ 8๐
WHEN YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS SOUND YOUR MATING CALL
"CAN I GET A HIYAAAA???"
Everyone screams "HIYAAA"
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A stupid question to ridicule a stupid offer, like a pushy salesperson, like they're working at a fast food drive up window...as opposed to "bite me, Biach"
She wanted me to fuck her, but I just asked her, "Can I get fries with that?"
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High mfs always be saying shit like this.
Cashier: "Hi, what can I get for you?"
You: "Yeah can I get a uhhhhhhhhhh!!"
8๐ 2๐
A song from Travis scott
Boy 1: dawg, have you seen goosebumps yet...
Boy 2: dawg, you know I have, ITS A BANGER.
Both: I GET THOSE GOOSEBUMPS EVERY TIME!!!,,