i have no life

You have no life.You should go buy one of fuckin Amazon.

Dude1 I have no life

Dude 2: Go talk to your mom about masterbating im sleeping Jesus fuck

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I have plans

Phrase used by women to indicate that they have a date with someone other than you.

Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.

Bob to himself: Dammit!

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i have to pee

A good way to get out of an awkward situation.

Guy 1- yo you gonna hook up with Stacy?
Me, internally- gross no
Guy 2- yea you and Stacy man
Me- I have to pee

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I have depression

You'll probably get it when you see me hating myself so I don't shower for days which makes me even hate myself more, because why shouldn't I shower with depression, why am I resisting to normal hygiene standards? Anyway, if someone says that, just say something like 'yeah' or 'Feel you'. Better than you being too nice and who would write a whole book about why that person shouldn't have depression.

Friend: Hi William
Me: I have depression

Friend: Yeah

I have Angst!

Do not tell Fawful that. That gives Fawful stress!

"I HAVE ANGST!"
"Do not tell Fawful that. That gives Fawful stress!"
"We are just at the starting. The power of the Dark Star is still sleepy like a dull baby."
"It is taking time for the Dark Star to draw out the power of Princess Peach!"

I have fury!

A commonly said catch phrase by Fawful who appeared in Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga.

Fufufufufufu! Fink-rats!

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I have a boyfriend

1. A phrase girls use to reject guys they don't like

2. Another way of saying, "Fuck off bitch, I don't like you."

Guy: Hey wanna hangout sometime?
Girl: No. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Ok but can we still be friends?
Girl: I don't like you. Go away please.

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