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The Ice Man is as cold as ice, can play guitar,and wishes he was Val Kilmer.He chases cats, secretly rivals with his twin brother,but in the end,is just a small melting ice cube that tries to sell Amway products to no avail.
It was hot out,so she hoped The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh...but he was just a melted cube of ice.
The Ice Man (Tim) is as cold as ice , likes to think he is Val Kilmer,chases cats,and secretly competes with his identical twin brother..but is actually a Amway salesman who is more like a small melted ice cube.
On a hot day,she was hoping The Ice Man (Tim) would cometh,but then she realized that he was more of a melted ice cube than a Val Kilmer.
STOP AND FREEZE STOP AND FREEZE STOP AND FREEZE STOP AND FREEZE STOP AND FREEZE STOP AND FREEZE STOP AND FREEZE
Megaman: *Says some boring shit before the fight*
Ice Man: STOP AND FREEZE! *Health rises*
Jizzing into an ice cream cone and making your partner eat it
“Ever wanted to try the Ice Cream Man?”
“Tf is that?”
“Eat my nut in an ice cream cone.”
“Bro you’re fucking disgusting.”