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"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
An identifier is someone who makes the choice to live or view themselves in a certain way or manner.
As an identifier , I feel more like a free spirited wave.
Nope, you're too far gone, goodbye
Unstable SJW: I identify as... an omnisexual dragon
Sane person: Yeahhh.... no goodbye
Identify ; 1, means state your name and or rank etc immediately.
Identify ; 2, like-mindedness.
I shout Identify on Anzac day to an inground cable man, he replied 'telstra'.
My reply is 'MWH404' Bryn Benn.
items / specks that cant be identified as toasted bread
im sorry that crum Could not be identified as toast ! , it may have been a from a piece of hot cross bun .
You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined
Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*