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Acts all tough and mean but truly a softie. Always acts rash but ultimately understands what’s gotta be done and why. Empathetic to strangers but hard on himself and one’s close to him. Values time alone and getting his stuff done first. Smelly feet and sweaty hands. Cute curly hair and a devious smile. Pussy whipped by wet coochie. Could eat meals back to back to back but always maintains small.
He’s a nice guy! Lil old ilAn! tough guy to change but will change on his own
Ilan u rat
Ilan is a special guy who likes his friends and hates when his friends are sad. Ilan is from a lot of different places but mostly he likes the second place because that one was Boston. Ilan is smart like a lawyer but crazy like a musician so he wants to be a musician. Ilan is 6'2" except not. Ilan wouldn't bring a horse into a classroom except if he's writing a song about a horse because he's getting his Master's in songwriting. Ilan hit his head once and it was a whole thing.
Mary: Have you seen Ilan?
Pete: You mean the one who's a bilingual aspiring musician with an Ivy League degree?
Mary: No
a type of object that usually falls down the stairs
person 1: did you hear it
person 2: hear what
person 1: ilan fell down the stairs again
person 2: hahahahahahahhaah LOL!!!!1 XD
Ilans are grainy mother fuckers who jerk off and are liked by only themselves. They also choose hoes over bro's.
Ilan is definitely texting H right now.
It is a person who doesn't get bitches and likes geography and history.
OMG, this guy is such an Ilan. I am gonna KYS.