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Ilan is a special guy who likes his friends and hates when his friends are sad. Ilan is from a lot of different places but mostly he likes the second place because that one was Boston. Ilan is smart like a lawyer but crazy like a musician so he wants to be a musician. Ilan is 6'2" except not. Ilan wouldn't bring a horse into a classroom except if he's writing a song about a horse because he's getting his Master's in songwriting. Ilan hit his head once and it was a whole thing.
Mary: Have you seen Ilan?
Pete: You mean the one who's a bilingual aspiring musician with an Ivy League degree?
Mary: No
a type of object that usually falls down the stairs
person 1: did you hear it
person 2: hear what
person 1: ilan fell down the stairs again
person 2: hahahahahahahhaah LOL!!!!1 XD
Ilans are grainy mother fuckers who jerk off and are liked by only themselves. They also choose hoes over bro's.
Ilan is definitely texting H right now.
It is a person who doesn't get bitches and likes geography and history.
OMG, this guy is such an Ilan. I am gonna KYS.
To be a master at doing the Ilan special.
Matthew the Ilan mastur and Gabriel did the Ilan special last night.