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When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.
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Phrase often used by the Youtuber and Streamer FlightReacts to say they did something well
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1. The process by which a person spends 9 minutes actively pushing out what is believed to be a one foot long, one pound fecal product the provides the sensation of shitting only to reveal that nothing was actually produced. The experience includes a psychological equivalent of defecation such as the sensation of an object slowly leaving the anal sphincter muscle without the messy afterbirth.
2. Leaving no evidence that a prior shit had occurred.
“I just spent 15 minutes making an immaculate concepshit that I swear was hanging there before I clipped it off. That was an easy cleanup!”
The Immaculate Tadow is when you are overwhelmed to the point that you just experienced a "Tadow" but you haven't done anything.
Dude, I think I love this chick.
What!! She must of hit you with the "Tadow"
No, that shit was like an Immaculate Tadow, I havent even kissed her yet
Having the best and cleanest outfit or "drip" with immense swag
Guy 1: Look at my mans Denver Nuggets Drip!
Guy 2: Oh fuck, he has immaculate drip
A gay man who rapes other men and leaves no evidence behind.
The Newspaper Times
FRONT PAGE NEWS
POLICE SEEK OUT AN IMMACULATE BUTTPIRATE FOR QUESTIONING!
In today's story a man claims being raped by a person of the same gender. There is no evidence of the person who is responsible. Police are trying to figure out who the perpetrator is. There is no evidence in the scene of the crime.
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When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and you can't remember how you got home.
I got so drunk last night I experienced immaculate transportation!