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A surefire method in the mind of the Commander in Cheat to insure hugely substantial profits from future hotels, golf courses and luxury townhouses.
This impeachment inquiry is boon for my financial future because the bigger a complete badass I am in the course of my Presidency, the bigger my bankroll, OK?
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1. The act of removing the hair in the bikini area
2. The removal of office of the current president of the united states for lying, and crimes against humanity
''Im gonna go impeach my bush real quick before we go to the beach.''
''you think the democrats will ever carry through with the bush impeachment?''
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A new nickname for the Trumpster and his criminally wealthy family and friends, once known as Mr. Trump and his entourage.
The Impeachment Posse’s lookin’ mighty fly with all that bling on the way outta there!
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The widely popular saying that is written on just one of the many anti-45 tee-shirts out there.
Walking into the tee-shirt outlet I said, “Impeach the Motherfucker” and was immediately directed to the busy section where these tee-shirts were located.
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Delicious desert best served cold, like revenge. Only "45" calories, and comes with printed warning " could cause pain and sometimes death for rednecks and trumptards".
At the Red Hen restaurant:
Customer: "What's good for dessert?"
Waitress: " We have some scrumptious impeach cobbler"
Customer: " Awesome! Now that donnie is in prison, I just can't stop grinning."
Waitress: " True dat! I hope Invanka can make conjugal visits!"
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verb, To shave/remove all pubic hair from your genitals and surrounding areas.
John: Finally! What took you so long?
Steve: Sorry man, I have a date tonight and I'm hoping to score, so I was impeaching bush
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Impeach the 45th President. When saying "his" name, causes tremendous acid reflux, causing you to throw up a little bit in your mouth, this is a plausible alternative. However, Impeach 45 is only a placebo, and will not remove that bad taste in your mouth. The cure lies in voting during midterm elections.
Impeach TRUM!@#$%... sorry, I character vomited a little. Impeach 45. That's better, but I still don't like the taste.
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