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Minecraft is a game where when you play it once, u will never go outside or get excersize again. It is like a cheap drug in which you build and remove blocks to make awe inspiring structures.
Friend: Hey dude lets go to a party. Lots of hot chicks there.
You: What server is it on?
Friend: What? Server?
You: Minecraft party's have to b on servers!
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a person who has great taste in games and is a true, epic gamer and a demigod
Guy 1: Im a minecrafter
Guy 2: *bows down*
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Minecraft is a game written in Java created by Mojang AB in 2009. Minecraft has two current variants - Classic (which is free) and Beta (which you have to pay for).
In Beta, the main goal is to survive. At night, monsters spawn (but not in Peaceful mode) and attack you so you need to craft items and tools to help you survive. You also need to eat regularly.
Minecraft has gone through many development stages:
Classic - the oldest version. It is still playable and has multiplayer. In Classic, you have an infinite amount of blocks, no health, and no mobs.
Survival Test - Part of Classic, very basic compared to the Survival we play and know today.
Indev - Added a number of new features, including crafting, torches, and tools.
Infdev - Added the ability to have an infinite playing surface.
Alpha - Added biomes, nether, sneaking, and much more.
Beta - The current version of Minecraft. Added beds (which can skip the night), more mobs such as endermen and wolves (which can be tamed with bones and attack monsters), and many more.
Multiplayer is in both Classic and Beta, which allows, well, multiplayer, duhhhh
Girlfriend: Why aren't you spending much time with me, Greg?
Greg: SHUT UP AND GO AWAY, I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT
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the most epic game of all time, however, nothing will live up to it.
Yo, you wanna play some game like Minecraft?
are you fucking kidding me? no game will live up to minecraft
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A suitable alternative to some illegal substance.
Person 1: Wanna come round me and do come crack?
Person 2: I kicked that for Minecraft.
Person 1: What the fuck is that?
Person 2: Just a ga- FUCK A CREEPER!
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Legos on steroids, crack, and ecstasy.
With Zombies, Skeletons, and Screaming Floating Fire Monsters.
Wanna play with legos?
-FUCK THAT! I'VE GOT MINECRAFT NOW!
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Minecraft a blocky game created by Notch , real name is Markus Alexej Persson he is the co-founder of Mojang the company that made Minecraft.The First version of Minecraft was released on May 17 , 2009 . It had 3 stages , Alpha (From 2010) , Beta (From 2010-2011) , Snapshots , and the the first full version 1.0. Today Minecraft has more improved graphics than in beta and alpha , different creative mode menu , etc. Minecraft was very popular in 2010-2011 and is continued to be played from this day.There are 3 different game modes and 3 different difficulty's , There are Survival mode , Creative mode , and Hardcore Mode. There is the Easy difficulty , the Normal difficulty , and the Hard difficulty.
Mom : Come on Insert kids name! Its time for dinner! :)
Insert kids name : But mom i want to play Minecraft
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