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Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.
Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”
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Accidentally leaving behind an unflushed surprise in the toilet right before heading off on vacation, only to return to an unpleasantly warm and pungent welcome.
Thanks to Garry, we got quite a Mumbai welcome when we got home from Aruba.
Often said after a statement to disrespectfully ridicule or negate a claim. Short version of "Tales from the slums of Mumbai"
This version originated from the Blackpill community as majority Blackpill forum members were statistically shown to be of the ethnicity of Indian.
The city of Mumbai is used as it is the largest city in India, and often seen as a place ridden with poverty in its slums. This statement can be observed outside of the Blackpill community, although this is where its mostly used.
Person1: Dude, look at this new mirror pic I just took of myself, Do you think I look good here?
Person2: Yeah, good looking In Mumbai.
When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants
Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints
Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!
The act of taking a selfie while engaged in something that results in your own death. Doing something so utterly careless, stupid, and devoid of common sense that the government has to create a law to outlaw it.
You see George over their taking a selfie on the railroad tracks? Yeah, he's about to get a Mumbai Selfie.
When your eye becomes swollen shut due to contact with fecal water in Mumbai, India.
Christa: Gross! What’s wrong with your eye?!
Chris: It’s called Mumbai Eye. I got it trying to retrieve my cellphone from a Mumbai toilet.
The area of Mumbai where all the prostitutes hang out
Damn, you went to Redline Mumbai?
Yeah man, got laid by some randis