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An establishment in which hamburgers are bought and sold. Contrary to conventional fast food-ery, In n Out Burgers are sold in the "Double-Double" format.
"He lives in North Hollywood, by the In n Out Burger"
"Yes Donny, we can go to In n Out Burger"
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A man who jumps into your car and tells you to drive. When you stop, he steals whatever is in the car, jumps out and says 'Boo ya!'. This man could be drunk or have a gun or both, and he could also be extrememly tattooed.
The phrase is used in a TobyTurner Youtube video, when he is talking about how his MacBookPro, iPad, camera and expensive electric shaver got stolen. The phrase was coined by Toby's friend Tanya's friend, Eddie.
"Somebody jumped into my car - it was me and Shaun. We're in the car, somebody jumped in, just totally drunk, and basically told us to drive - he didn't have a weapon or anything or a gun, but he had his hand in his pocket, and he was a shady character, and he was talking about, you know, just slurring a bunch of random things to, like, get us to drive, and then he just kind of more... " - Toby Turner
"I'm going to the Police Station after that with this Americano. I'm gonna tell them he had tattoos... the In-N-Out Burglar!" - Toby Turner
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1. a good fast food restaurant
2. (slang) Another way of saying double-penetration
person one: hey, you seemed to enjoy yourself last night.
person two: yah , me and johnny gave her the In n out Burger last night.
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The law which defines that whichever lane you are in at In-N-Out, the other lane will go faster.
Gal: I was at In-N-Out and there were less cars in my lane, but the other lane still went faster!
Guy: Yeah man...the world cannot go against the Law of In-N-Out
When you take a shit but clench your ass repeatedly so the shit moves in and out of your anus. Done to simulate what one might feel whilst having their ass fucked
Yo dude, I was taking a mad shit but then started watching some pegging porn whilst sitting on the toilet, so I had an in n out burger whilst imaging what it would feel like for her to fuck my ass!
One of Toby Turner's few weaknesses; along with sharp swords that can't open up video games, birds, planes, flowers, and the sun.
Toby: "I'm gonna tell the drive-thru that I just got robbed. It's gonna be a bunch of balls... She's gonna ask me how I'm doin'."
Hothothot: "Welcome to <indistinguishable> how are you doin' today?"
Toby: "Terrible."
Hothothot: "I'm sorry?"
Toby: "I got robbed. I got robbed yesterday."
Hothothot: "You got robbed?"
Toby: "Yah, they stole my Macbook Pro."
Hothothot: "Awwww, I'm sorry."
Toby: "He's called the In-N-Out Burglar, he jumped into my car at In-N-Out, everybody knows him as that."
Hothothot: "What?!"
Toby: "Yah! At In-N-Out Burger, stole my laptop..."
Hothothot: "<laughs>"
Toby: "And then he jumped out of the car and said booyah."
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a place where people who do not know what real fast food is go. it is usually crowded and slow. people also are often rather lazy and choose to wait 30 minutes in a drive thru to avoid getting out of their car...usually a suburban or a crappy teenager first car...you then feel very sorry for the workers if it is a hot day because they have to take orders outside. also the food isn't that great, and if you try to say that, a zillion stupid second hand opinion holding people will tell you how stupid you are and criticize you for eating mcdonalds...
in n out lover: "in n out is sooooo good! i llloooovvveee there burgers. they are fresh and so are their amazing fries!!!"
me: "no thank you. if i want a burger and fries i'll have them covered in lard and salt like the Lord intended."
in n out lover: "but that is so unhealthy! i am also atheist because it is trendy so i can't accept your statement."
me: "if you really want to be healthy then why don't you eat some salad instead of eating 5 slabs of meat and 10 slabs of cheese laughably called a quinceyquincey or a 5x5 or whatever cutsie name you can think of and fries and a milkshake?"
in n out lover: "omg...oh wait i'm atheist now...or was i agnostic...well whatever, you are so ignorant you unhealthy mcdonalds eating bastard! didn't you see that movie or read that book? fast food is bad for you! i love michael moore too! he is soooo smart and aware like me!"
me: ::takes amazingly heavenly orgasmic bite of a quarter pounder from mcdonalds:: "i rest my case..."
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