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infinity

Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some, much bigger than that, in fact really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real 'Wow, thats big!' time. Infinity is just so big that by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we are trying to get across here.

Infinity itself looks flat and uninteresting. Looking up into the night sky is looking into infinity -- distance is incomprehensible and therefore meaningless.

by Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy October 5, 2005

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infinity

(noun)
Infinity is what primary school kids and barely numerate people consider to be the biggest number; but in fact has no finite numerical value.

Guy1:"Wait, so you mean 'infinity' isn't finite?"
Guy2:"Yeah, it's pretty much in-finite."
Guy1:"So... infinity is the biggest number?"
Guy2:"You're really fuckin' stupid."
Guy1:"YOUR STOOPID TIMES INFINITY!"
*Guy2 pulls out a revolver and puts a round between Guy1's eyes.*

by TheresnofreenamesonUD March 8, 2008

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The Infinity

A posistion between two hermapherdites in which oposite genatils penetrate the oposite on the partner formating a genatil 69.

A doctor walks in to a hospital room and is under the impression that he is dealing with a set of siemese twins, however when he lifts up the gown he realizes that it is just two hermapherdites engaged in the infinity.

by SirDouch July 15, 2010

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infinity

The number of Glasgow Celtic supporters who travelled to Seville in May 1993 to watch their team get beaten 3-2 by Porto in the UEFA cup final.
The initial estimate of the number of travelling supporters was 30,000 , however this has now risen to over 6,000,000.
At this rate it is estimated that by the year 2012 everyone in the world will have attended this match.

John Paul says he was in Seville.
Bollocks he was, he was on the back shift with me.fucking infinity!!!!

by v13 October 28, 2006

34๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


infinity

Something that is limitless and is vast. Most people refer to the universe as being infinite. Related to the word, "infinite". Buzz Lightyear uses this word in his catchphrase in the Disney movie "Toy Story". He is obviously referring to the universe in his statement.

Buzz Lightyear is often quoted from the famous Disney movie "Toy Story", saying "To infinity and beyond!"

by infinitech March 20, 2005

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infinity

8 after it got knocked over by a bowling ball
See infinity

did you see that new movie about infinity? it was endlessly funny

by Coding_pika2 October 18, 2023


infinity

A word used to discribe something that will never end. It is also a lie

You and me for infinity

by jen&kirsty May 23, 2015

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