Rural Dictionary

insomnia

Inabillity to sleep when it is appropriate.
Prolonged lack of sleep causing physical symptoms.

Did you ever hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He would lay awake all night wondering if there realy was a Dog!

by Or am I the Dog January 9, 2004

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Insomnia

1. A disorder that prevents one from sleeping.

2. What you pay a doctor to diagnose you with so you can get medical weed.

1. Max became very adept at masturbation after two weeks of insomnia. He just had too much time.

2. James paid some corrupt doctor to prescribe him weed for his "insomnia".

by MyDogBarksAtTheWashingMachine November 18, 2012

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insomnia

Inability to obtain sufficient sleep due to the tossing and turning that results from viewing a bad Westworld finale.

This insomnia is starting to affect my job, but I just stay up all night trying to figure out how season 1 could be so good, and how they could go full Lost on us for Season 2.

by ready_set_go June 25, 2018

NOUN: A condition characterized by lack of the ability to sleep for prolonged periods of time, or otherwise extremely restless sleep. Often, insomniacs have trouble either falling asleep, staying asleep, or having a prolonged sleep cycle. If you're extremely unlucky, a combination of two or even all three of these characteristics can be present. Many (but not all) insomniacs tend to have underlying mental or emotional disorders that cause (or at least contribute to) the lack of sleep associated with insomnia.

Also, a pretty damn decent Stephen King novel, if you're into long reads.

Insomnia is the reason I'm writing this after 45 straight hours without sleep.

INSOMNIA (novel), however, is the reason I stopped reading books before bed.

by N00berson McGee February 21, 2013

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