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When you are obviously trying to be gay with someone and you are frustrated because they just don't get the hint.
girl1: Hey you look really nice today and I really like you a lot.
girl2: Awww! Thanks you look nice too!
girl1:No. no im trying to be gay with you. Homo intended. Damn it!
Coined from and having the same literary meaning as Pun Intended, but this time related to chess. Humorous wordplay for chess players and by chess players—making a chess joke for chess players, saying something, and saying something else jokingly.
Mikhail Tal once said: “There are two types of sacrifices: correct ones, and mine.” Pawn intended
Trading rooks with Queens on the seventh rank is something I enjoy doing a lot; Pawn intended
An emphasis which can be used at anytime, for anything.
1) No pun intended, but, I just pooped myself.
2) No pun intended, but this sentance will not make any sense.
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Sometimes colloquially added to something you just said,to indicate that there is a pun to it.
As the turtle and rabbit raced off in a racecar and robbed little 8-year-old Jamie of his pants,they called to him,"You lost your pants,kiddo,but keep your shirt on-pun intended!"
As pantsless 3-year-old Patrick yelped in indignation at being stared at by his cousin,10-year-old Michael,and Michael's friends Josh and Frankie,his mommy Rachel said,"Patrick,pumpkin,just ignore them and keep your shirt on,pun intended!"
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when someone says something disgusting and it's informal but to much information
abbreviated N.E.I.
Girl: No eww intended but i think Aunt Flo is here
Boy: omg, was this necessary for me to know?
Girl: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Boy: WTF!
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When a completely heterosexual person does something that may sound homosexual or relating to homosexuality but is not meant to be taken that way, you say no homo intended
guy 1: dude, just give it to me already
guy 2: wow that was really gay
guy 1: no homo intended
guy 2: oh alright, never mind then
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What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement
Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."
When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."
Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).
Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).