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similar to DUI, apparently. When you get high on whatever substance, usually alcohol, and "set the record straight" with exes; family; coworkers; old teachers, etc.
I dialed while intoxicated and called my best friend from first grade and we decided to join the Marines.
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Someone who gets so shitty that they occasionally find themselves in the neighbor's chicken coop coming out of a blackout with their cock in a hapless chicken!
"Dude, my wife says I've gotta check out some of those A&A classes! She caught me coming out of the chicken coop last night crowing like a rooster with my wiener in a hen, and then she wouldn't stop calling me an intoxicated chicken fucker!"
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Also known as SDI.
This describes the feelings and actions of someone in the period of consciousness right before going to sleep. Frequently the result of fighting sleep. The actions often resemble those of someone under the influence of alcohol.
Oh. She wasn't drinking. She just hit sleep deprivation intoxication. It was way past her bedtime.
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An ordinal scale of intervals which outlines the madgnitudinal steps from sobriety to complete intoxication.
|Sober|
1. buzzed
2. tipsy
3. drunk
4. crunk
5. hammered
6. wasted
7. shwasted
8. plastered
9. fucked up
10. gone
"Jeez. Melissa is hammered!! I think you should make your move now. before its too late."
"No. I'm waiting till her boyfriend leaves."
"dude. By that time, she'll be gone."
-10 degrees of intoxication-
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meaning "I'm sort of intoxicated" in drunk-speak
"rim soft INTOXICATED" said the drunk friend
"oh shit, not again"
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Oh man, I'm still PI'd (Permanently Intoxicated) from last Friday.
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“Intoxicated with red rum” is a cryptic way of saying “I have/been given the sudden urge to murder.” This most likely comes from the song “Redrum”by Freddie Dredd.
Karen: Transgender people shouldn’t be allowed to use the restrooms!
Person: Careful there Karen, you just made me and the boys intoxicated with red rum...