Irish

What every American wants to be or tries to be. If you're American and are saying your Irish ANYTHING OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDPARENTS (ALL 4) DOESN'T COUNT AIGHT
Tiocfaidh ar lá

'I was in America this summer and half the bloody people said they were Irish cuz their great grandads cousins uncle was Irish'
'Fucking Americans'

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Irish

Irish is the national language of Ireland, yet if were to ask the average Irish person to say anything other than "hello" or "kiss my ass" in Irish you will most likely get a moment of awkward silence followed up by a random flurry of Irish words which they learned from 6th class.

Foreigner: Hey Seán, you're Irish, how do you say "I made in a sandwich" in Irish?

Seán: *Momentary pause* "An bfhuil chead agam dul go dtí an lethreis?"

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Irish

I dirty sheep shagging paddy cunt that drives a caravan and has 10 kids in the boot

Irish people love their vans

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Irish

To tell a story with all the important details included

You probably feel like you were there cause I gave you the Irish on it
C’mon, tell me everything - Give me the Irish on it!

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Irish

the craziest girl you'll met. she is weird and mysterious yet smart. she'll make you horny and left you unsaid. no one can beat her with her smartness and beauty. you all just agree with her without hesitation because her words are powerful. be scared to her.

irish

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Irish

The only race of people capable to build and destroy New York City.

The early New York Irish built New York, but after they were pissed they burnt it down..then built it back up

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Irish

A crazy person who usually does crazy shit. Doesn't give a shit what people thinks and probably has a sex addiction. Secretly good at maths and riding ripe lads.

Hey maaan see that girl there? Yeah, that's Irish

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