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Known for being like a "bubble" with a rich neighborhood and little to no crime, it's one of the safest cities in the US.
It has a few different neighborhoods, such as Woodbridge and Oak Creek.
Oak Creek is smaller and has Pine Trees everywhere. I think it's called that way because it's nearby the San Diego creek, which isn't really as much of a creek and more of a way to avoid flash floods (all the rain channels into there). Most of the time there's hardly any water there bc it never rains and we almost always have perfect weather.
Woodbridge is nearby the North and South lake and is where I live currently. It's nice because it's nearby the Woodbridge center which has a nice view of the lake and good boba. All of the high schoolers from Woodbridge High and middle schoolers from Lakeside Middle go there after school and drink boba.
Then there's the apartments nearby Spectrum center... aka Irvine-Company-Land. Irvine company is basically mass-producing these gross beige apartments all with a somewhat Spanish building style everywhere, at in incredibly fast rate. Spectrum center is nice though with a ferris wheel, movie theater, and a lot of nice clothing stores and restaurants. It's one of the few places where people still played pokemon go because of the large number of pokestops and gyms and also has a good boba place which replaced Casey's Cupcakes.
Also the whole city is like super close by to LA, the beach, disneyland, and a lot of other popular places in California.
"You live in Irvine? Don't you know that the whole city is run by Irvine Company and if you have an even somewhat interesting colored house or a gazebo in your backyard without a permit you can get in trouble???"
"Yep sure" *drinks boba*
Basically Kevin Nguyen, just Japanese. Their whole personality is revolved around thirst trapping the internet and overall being a manwhore.
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!!Beware, also possible that they put "#boba/#asian" in their Instagram pictures!!
Person A: "Oh God, is that Irvin? Come on, let's go before he asks us to go to Boba Time again."
Person B: "Wait didn't he audition for J-"
1) a noob that always steals all your fishing.
Eric: Goddamnit Irv, you stole all my fishing again. Here's a Tartarian Gate for all your trouble.
Irv: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Although generally believed to be a very safe city, a dark truth has been slowly coming to the community's attention. A formerly insignifcant problem is now causing concern among residents of the higher socioeconomic areas such as Turtle Rock and University Hills. Irvine's most exclusive areas are now falling to gang violence. As many as 13 new gangs are rising with many individual sets. The biggest ones include the University Hills Elite, Sierra Street Slingers, West Crest Traffikaz, and their arch rivals, the East Crest Cholos. Most of these notorious gangs have already formed deep alliances with other local syndicates. Although violence is kept to a minimum, there are two major war zones which are still considered disputed territories: French Hill and Turtle Rock Community Park. The Irvine Police Department has not yet taken any action as these gangs are small and thus far not a major threat. However, if this trend continues, urban riots may follow suit.
I'd rather say that we came to shut 'em all down
So quick to test bullet yes declare war
Roll and I'll blow when I get the gun for the murder mo' horror
For what the did it all pause for the cause and I
Fin to pull a nine or pistol little nigga wit mine fuck dem
niggas it's on
All y'all fall Bizzy gettin bitches test me bless the floor
In any attempt to arrest me stress me lord
Looking at death with the last of my breath
Follow follow my kids but don't sin in my steps
Yet the weapon is kept with the best of my secrets
Deep in the leaves I'm alone nigga believe
That I can see it if needed an if you really want me in
Well let it be and get the greens and be runnnin up over
Irvine
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1. A dumbass person who annoys everyone by being stupid and bugging the hell out of them.
2. Doing something, very, very dumb
1. OMG! Theres Irvin! Beat him with sticks!
2. Dude, don't pull an Irvin
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An affluent city located in Southern California and apart of affluent Southern Orange County. Irvine is a beautiful city with clean streets, beautiful scenery, well mannered people and a safe city, one of the safest in the US. Irvine is nicknamed "the bubble" because of its secure, safe neighborhoods, and leaving Irvine in Irvine language is considered "leaving the bubble" because other cities don't have the the safest streets and areas like King Irvine. Irvine is "too safe" in alot of people's opinions and is known to be a cop infested city where you have to watch yourself from getting got by the cops. Irvine is not for everyone, But overall Irvine is a beautiful affluent city in Southern California.
( Irvine kid )
I can't leave the the bubble, I'll get shot !!
( Santa Ana kid ; across the border ) Yea you will ! , ( cocks gun )
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When you hide in the bathroom for hours in a completely different school other than the one you attend to and hiding lowkey like a foool.
Person A: Lets go in the bathroom!
Person B: NO! That's an Irvin move!
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