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ISIS is a terrorist organization that is known around the world. They are know for killing people, and then being killed themselves. Many people fear ISIS because of their expertise in summersalting, crouching in a a half dead garden and blending into common house plants. They also have a extreme motorcade of white SUV's from the early 2000's. ISIS also have high quality gear such as black robes and pre-used AK47's. Well know for occasionally having sex with goats.
Man 1: Dude ISIS is so scary!
Man 2: I know I am extremely afraid of them being able to summersalt!
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The Directorate for Inter-Services Intelligence (more commonly known as Inter-Services Intelligence or simply by its initials ISI), is the premier Intelligence service of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan, operationally responsible for providing critical national security and intelligence assessment to the Government of Pakistan.
The ISI is a powerful and almost autonomous political and military force.
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A perfect girl with many amazing qualities. She loves Disney and all animals, but especially cats. She is sweet, kind, loving, friendly, godly, beautiful, Athletic and smart. Anyone you has a chance to meet Isy or especially if you get to be friends or date her is extremely lucky.
"Wow! Have you met Isy?! She's so amazing and such a great person!"
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Isis is atm mostly known for being the worlds most brutal terrorist group.
Isis is also an Egyptian goddess.
Btw, hate on Isis not normal Muslims!
Isis: ALLAH AKBAR!!!!
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The eldest daughter of Amun Ra who fathered children by spurting them from his penis. His first child, Osiris, was the consort of Isis and became the first great god of the overworld of men. His second child, Set, craved the office of the overworld as he was relegated to the underworld pursuant to the ascendance of Osiris. Isis was the third, the first great goddess of the overworld; cow-headed mother and responsibile for the instruction to mankind in all matters agricultural. Nephthys, her sister, followed by Horus, the youngest brother, round out the happy family of 5 children.
I have heard an interesting concept; that the name of Isis is translated into Hebrew by inserting the feminine letter Shin into the unspoken name of God, spelt then Yod He Shin Vov He, which is Jeheshuah, or the Hebrew name of Jesus.
The worship of Isis exists to this day, with Iseums, Lyceums, Groves and Priories located throughout the world.
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Isis, the Egyptian goddess of rebirth remains one of the most familiar images of empowered and utter femininity. The goddess Isis was the first daughter of Geb, god of the Earth, and Nut, the goddess of the Overarching Sky. Isis was born on the first day between the first years of creation, and was adored by her human followers.
Unlike the other Egyptian goddesses, the goddess Isis spent time among her people, teaching women how to grind corn and make bread, spin flax and weave cloth, and how to tame men enough to live with them.
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ISIS Is a mental fucking terrorist group that likes to bomb homeless people and fuck disabled goats with herpes
ISIS: Allllahuu... Alllllllahu Allllllllllahuuuuuuuuuuuu... AKBAR!!!!!!
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