ism

a synonym for shit

Beware of those religious fanatics; they're into some crazy ism.

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ism

ISM - Abbreviation for I Stand Mistaken

"London is this way"
"The map says that way"
"Oh, ISM"

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Ism

The baddest bitch on tinychat.

Tranny police

Dam ism u really are a bad bitch

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ism

An abnormal and annoying personal trait that is unstoppable, automatic, and perceived by the individual as perfectly normal. We all have them and they are made specifically to anger others. These can be discussed by others by names, for example, an Arthur-ism. a Janet-ism, etc. Those who know these people will automatically KNOW what is being discussed. But the individual will remain utterly clueless. Isms are beloved by the holder, who clings to his/her ism with defensiveness and righteousness.

Mike spends a lot of time shopping for milk. First he looks at the dates. After about 5 minutes he locates a good one, pulls it off the shelf and feels the bottom of the carton. Reject. He puts it back and repeats the scenario. His wife knows this is going to take a long time and that it is just an ism of Mike's, so she goes to the ice cream section and enjoys until he shows up with one carton. This may take up to 15 minutes.

Joan puts lotion on her feet after every bath or shower. But she always makes sure the lotion does not get on her toes. Her friends watch her speechlessly but accept this as her ism. One time Lucy asked Joan why she did this, but Joan just asked, "What?" Lucy rolled her eyes at everyione in the room and all of their eyes deepened in acknowledgement.

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kenma-ism

kenma-ism is a religion were we all pray to kenma, in this religion we either simp for kenma or we kin kenma

“idk how to write sentances, i never passed english, but don’t be shy follow kenma-ism”

Lumba-ism

Lumba ; Race + ism = Racism

Alep : Woi , k*ling paria!
Raju : Kamu seorang lumba-ism!

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matt-isms

Repeats of terms on urban dictionary for this guy matt whoever he is:
Is it just me or do all the names for Matt have repeated information...Hmmm, written by the same Matt? or describing the same guy?
Here are the repeats of information in the definitions (variations of terms but same gist):

treats you like a princess, charming, sex-god, sexy Beast, creep, player, many layers, confusing, hard to read, liar, beautiful eyes, never get over him, breaks your heart, easy to fall in love with, takes your breath away, sweet, man of few words, shy, quiet, luckiest girl to have him, says all the right things, awkward

did you see all the matt-isms on urban dictionary?-girl
yeah, looks like someones trying to sell themselves -guy
OR, all these girls have had the same matt lol -girl