me-reg.....you-anoob

Easily, the hottest and most well-rounded individual on IGN.

Reg, you're awsome!.. Would you like head?

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The Only Hope For Me Is You

A song by My Chemical Romance, the rock/violent pop (NOT EMO!!!) band

"Have you heard MCR's song, The Only Hope For Me Is You?"

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let me learn you something

A southern way, for one to tell another to observe what they are doing and try and retain some of the information to help improve their current situation or to later share with others.

A - Man that girl keeps starring at me.
B - Dude go talk to her!
A - I don't know what to say.
B - Here let me learn you something. Excuse me miss, nice shoes. Want to give me a bj?

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let me tell you something

When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful.

Me: That's not true
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?

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I love me some you

When you love someone so much you just can't describe the happiness they bring you

Mmm mmm mmm, I love me some you.

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Help me if you can

I don’t understand this life and am confused. I need a woman and have a family with her.

Help me if you can I’m losing hope. Can’t just carry on this way.

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its not me its you

The worst possible way to break up with somebody because it's you since your the one who decided to date them. This is used rarely.

its not me its you: it's so rare I can't even think of an example

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