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Great FUCKING TIMES, with the greatest FUCKING PEOPLE
Person 1: Damn yo, this week sucks
Person 2: Dude tomorrow is FUCKING WEDNESDAY!
Person 1: Very true, we're gonna be SO HAMMERED, it won't be funny
Person 2: Not even conscious dude, Not even FUCKING conscious
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Wednesday is Hump Day!
Wednesday is a day that comes after Tuesday and before Thursday in the calender, it is also known as hump day in the world of work because a work week is 5 days long, and Wednesday is the middle of the week or the peak of the hump, after Wednesday has ended, its closer to the weekend and the end of the working week.
Sarah: *Tuesday* Hey what day is it tomorrow?
Alice: Its Wednesday tomorrow.
Matt: *Tuesday* Dude, I cant wait for Saturday, its going to be so hype!
Jerry: No we can't get excited over this until after hump day.
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A slang word for weed that is so good you wait for it to come in on wednesday
You got any wednesday?
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The day that american fathers rape their japanese sons.
Uh-oh.......its wednesday again......
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A slang term used to describe men and women of Mexican/Latino decent. Usually used in conjunction with terms such as "lazy," "dirty," "illegal alien," "lowrider," and "beans." The term was coined in Hollywood by The M of T and friends. The reason 'Wednesday' became the slur was due to Wednesday also being referred to as "Hump Day". Since 47% (an overwhelming majority) of pregnant women are Mexican/Latino, (73% of that number being girls ages 12-17) 'Hump Day Wednesday' felt like the right choice. The rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties, as well.
I hate lazy Wednesdays. Let's go to Taco Bell and eat some beans!!!
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A special day of the week when crazy, illegal things are prone to happen. Public nidity, driving through yards, spray painting Sufjan lyrics on roads, and climbing on top of public buildings are perfectly acceptable for this one day.
Note: Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Oh man, that steakage was a legendary wednesdaying experience.
Everybody Wednesday Wednesday Wednesday... EVERYBODY... WEDNESDAY!!!
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A blow Job in the front seat of your car.
Shit, man. That was the most magnificent Wednesday ever.
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