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A back up move for bitch who gives weak head
Her:I wasn’t always a good dick sucker till I found out about the Wombo combo two hand twisty wristy sucky sucky yum yum special.
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the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.
is simply destruction
Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.
Everything: Dead
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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?
William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
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When you hit a bong hold in the smoke and then shotgun a beer at the same time. (Smoke must be exhaled after the shotgun is finished)
“No way he’s gonna hit a wombo combo!”
When someone consumes codeine and alcohol at the same time.
"Yo, I just took a Wombo Combo!"
"wtf does that even mean?!?"
"I just took codeine, and drank a fuck ton of alcohol bro"
When 3+ guys line up penis to anus in a consecutive train and then the first person nuts in the next person until it reaches the last person and it leads up to the ultimate nut at the end.
John don't get too excited or else we will ruin the wombo combo
When one engages in sexual intercourse with a Vietnamese transvestite and rather than one and contracts all forms of STD
He got a wombo combo , that’s what he gets for having sex with a Vietnamese transvestite!