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Foodpanda is a delivery service in Bangladesh, just like in every other country. But in Bengali meme culture it is used as a code for the Chattro League (the student wing of the ruling party) will come to your house and beat you up.
Someone: *makes a meme making fun of the government*
The comment section guys: Haha very naice meme, basha koi apnar? Foodpanda Delivery dibo
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First Order a pizza. Once is says out for delivery start jacking off try to finish before the pizza arrives. If you don’t beat it answer the door naked. You beat the delivery or you probably catch a charge...
Jimmy didn’t jerk off fast enough and had to answer the door naked and was delivery charged with public nudity
When your mail arrives pre opened for your convenience.
Daan chose the open delivery option because he was too lazy to open the envelope himself.
When a crazy person, often a female celebrity, purposely or while under the influence of substances, defecates in another crazy person or celebrity’s bed; often used as a legal term to avoid saying “shit the bed” in a court of law; a suitable medical term synonym for “bowel movement” if you want to get your doctor to laugh.
Johnny said, “Your honor, I woke up and discovered that Amber left yet another fecal delivery in my bed! It was definitely not from the dog, trust me, I know a dog pile when I see one!”
When a ball is passed backwards through someones legs in sport. Commonly seen in American football and Rugby
Billy got tackled but off loaded the ball through a quick gooch delivery
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A male of hispanic descent that looks as if he would be delivering your food. Not every Hispanic male has this look, typically only the legitimate, illegal immigrants (AKA not American-Hispanic).
I saw this guy at a bar, and he totally had delivery face. It was a no-go.
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A female going to a male's residence for sex after he calls her to come over. The formality of a date is skipped and she is treated like a delivery person--but instead of food or furniture, she is delivering sexual services.
Man at 2am: "Hey Greta, come on over here and we can watch TV"
Woman: "Hell No! I ain't 'pussy delivery!'"
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