Are you flipping me?

A question sometimes asked by people who are being recorded on camera.

Originated from the "Flip" cameras, not to be confused with the 'middle finger.'

Phrase has been used in a Youtube video by Shane Dawson.

*younger sibling walks in room holding a camera*

Older sibling - *smiles* Are you flipping me?

Younger sibling - Nope! *runs out*

you wound me

In this context, wound is not the past tense of wind (as in to "wind up a clock", nor as in "the wind blows"). It is instead the verb form of the noun "wound", meaning an injury of some description.
this wound has nothing to do with an actual physical injury, it's more of an emotional wound

"Why, Jaime, my sweet brother," he said,"You wound me. You know how much I love my family."

You deplete me.

The phrase used to break up with that person (usually a boyfriend or a girlfriend) who is toxic to you. It keeps it simple, the best way.

"What do you mean you're not coming over on Saturday night? What else do you have to do? We always watch basketball or hockey or football or (worse yet) golf, and you bring the pizza and beer, and we hang."
"Not this Saturday night or any other night after that, Fred, you deplete me. Mind, wallet, and soul. Buh-bye."

Are you shitting me

Are you kidding me! Usually said when someone is very surprised or taken back by something.

He punched him in the face.

Are you shitting me!

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you smell me

1. a form of asking if the other person knows wat your trying to say,

yo if you cap that bitch you gunna get locked up, you smell me?

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you kill me

this basically means that you make me laugh uncontrollably , to the point where I am literally near fainting

niki : girl, she smell like toothpaste

joy: girl, you kill me

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are you fistfucking me?

An exclamation of surprise and angst.

Girl 1: Hey, after you left the party last night Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox and then they gave out free packs of Trident.

Girl 2: What, are you fistfucking me??

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