Cashew Itch

The itchy ass you get after eating a moderate to large amount of Cashew nuts. The itching may be the next day, or the itch may lie dormant for several days, and then strike with enough ferocity to cause you to shove a chimney sweep up your ass.

"Why is Dan dragging his ass on the carpet?"

"Eh, I think he has a case of Cashew Itch, from the looks of it."

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Gabe Itch

Your child’s kahoot name because it sounds like Gay Bitch

“Bro, what’s your kahoot name”

“Ben Dover, what’s yours?”
“Gabe Itch”

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nipples itch

When someone is thinking of you in a sexual way.

My nipples itch someone must be thinking about me.

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wok itch

The craving for chinese food.
*Researchers have found that dumping your favorite Chinese cuisine down the front of your pants is the best way to combat “Wok-Itch”

"Hey - let's order from Hunan Garden tonight. I got some serious wok itch."

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Gamers Itch

The itch that happens to come out of no where when you playing an intense video game. usually appears when playing guitar hero, rockband and halo. causes you to have to either pause the game and scratch or quickly scratch during game play, most of the time causing a mistake to be made in the game.

gamer 1: "dude you just screwed up the mission"
gamer 2: "well sorry i had a gamers itch"

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Ass Itch

/æs ɪʧ/

Adjective
To describe people who intentionally create chaos out of pure boredom.
A word to describe some man just wanna watch the world burn

Origin
A Cantonese Colloquial, commonly used in Hong Kong.

People in Hong Kong believe that one starts to scratch one's ass when one has nothing to do. So when people claim that their ass itches or when people start to scratch their ass, people in Hong Kong will assume that they're bored and that they have nothing to do. As time goes by, ass scratching becomes unsatisfying to those who asses itch. They then start to do things that could be chaotic to other people for absolutely no reason.

Example:
A: Dude, why would you create definition for a made up word on this itch in the ass website!?
B: Because my ass itches 🌝

A: Did you have an itch in the ass? Why did you offset this one tile on the bathroom floor? You're ruining the whole pattern!
B: 🌝
A: Stop making that ass itching face!

Sit-itch

The moment you are sitting down on a hard surface for a long period of time and you feel an uncontrollable itch on your butt due to the lack of blood flow to your butt so you try to scratch dem cheeks but it only gets worse. To fix this all you gotta do is: stand up, and move to the couch.

”UGHH I keep scratching my butt! I got a sit-itch!”