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A 60's movie by Noel Coward starring Michael Caine, shamelessly - SHAMELESSLY - remade in the new milennium, only without the fun cockney song.
Hang on a minute, lads, I've got a great idea... uh... uh... -Michael Caine (Croker)
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A special job where you take a huge rigotoni and put it on the dick, then pour sauce and SUCK. Very Very tasty
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(N.) Another car chase/explosion movie about a gang of thieves who plan revenge on a former partner who stole their other stolen stuff before killing their boss.
The Italian Job would have done better if it didn't compete with Pixar's 4th Computer movie, Finding Nemo.
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The act of getting a blow job from a fat chick while she shoves a tube of pepperoni up you ass and you drizzle tomato sauce on you balls.
I got a italian job from you sister lastnight.
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When she wraps your ding dong with a spaghetti noodle then performs oral sex
Vicky performed the Italian job on Mario.
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The act of eating spaggeti out of or off of a woman's vagina while they are on their period. The blood from the period shall act as a delicous red sauce.
I gave my girlfriend an italian job last night since it was the only time of the month we could perform it.
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When your masturbating in the kitchen and accidentally spill olive oil on your penis, however the sensation keeps you going and gives you the urge to prepare a lasagne
Guy 1: "So I was in the kitchen just beating one out before making my girl dinner, then suddenly BOOM!!! Got olive oil on my dick."
Guy 2: "So what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I said Mama Mia that's a good shit! Finished. Made my girl a lasagne"
Guy 2: Ah The Italian Job. Classic.
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