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Killer Tofu J.R is a magical gnarly sick lung used for smoking marijuana, Made By Justin Capon :)
RAWR Killer Tofu J.R is here and i will choke you out!
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A school in which cool kids only consist of both rich asian and white kids. Blacks especially loud girls are generally looked down upon and are almost never seen hanging out with the whites and asians. But there are a few selected black kids that are "in". The white boys are usually west end boys who wear khakis with lanyards hanging out of their pockets and tshirts from their favorite colleges and teams or polos. The asian boys wear jeans and khakis and some sort of name brand shirt or polos. The loud obnoxious black kids tend to go ham and wear some crazy shit like rocawear, baby phat, southpole, and shooters. The football team sucks as crap but the entire team thinks theyre so cool walking around school when theyve barely won any games.
A usual conversation between kids at J.R. Tucker High School:
white kid 1: are you going to hilary's bonfire tonight?
asian kid 1: yeah. are you guys?
white kid 2: yup. we're going.
black girl 1: aaaaaawwwwww heeeellll naaaw!
black girl 2: wwwtttfff is this????
black girl 3: yall emburrrassing me forreal.
white kid 1: (mumbles under this breath) oh no. stupid loud black girls. lets walk away.
asian kid 1: im with you on that.
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A very sexy man who can steal your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, brother, sister, mother, father, dog, cat, fish, turtle, hamster, horse, cow, goat(s), , sheep, bird, ferret, chicken, rooster, hen, banana, stepsister, stepbrother, stepmom, stepdad, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, cousin, other cousin, godmother, godfather, god-sister, god-brother, dog god-dog, god-cat, step-dog, step-cat, step-grandfather, step-grandmother, step-aunt, step-uncle, step-cousin, other step-cousin, paternal step-brother, maternal step-brother, paternal god-brother, maternal god-brother, paternal step-god-brother, maternal step-god-brother, etc.
Hot woman: Omg ITS JERMOFTHSTAIN ROMMIPFLAIN JICKLECRAK J.R JEREMY LEMONSQUAT MXVII!! HE’S SO SEXY
Jeromifthstain Rommipflain Jicklecrak J.r Jeremy Lemonsquat MXVII: eh you’re not hot enough for me
Hot lady(s): sigh date me
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A little asshole that is annoying Everyone hates him and is a very bad example he is an overall bad guy
Adam J.R was a real jerk today
The Kingpin Of North New Jersey & the ultimate fuckin machine. the Macho Man wit a mustache.
J.R Da PackGoat has the best weed 4 the best prices
(J.R Da PackGoat is known 4 his legendary rates on fine marijuana)
When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years
My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.
The type of guy who is down for a woman. Until she is taken for a decade from him. Only when the woman reappears. The woman learns he was never down for you at all. And after years of waiting the guy never opened his eyes. Or gave her the time of day. The woman begged and plead for her life back. Even free. He's not who you thought he was. He's a JR. He was done and never looked for the woman missing all them years. She hid her love from the world. Burying it deep inside. What a waste of time resurfacing for him. He never loved you before, than, now or in the future. It is a shock. 10 kids in. And married. Goodnight JR, you were loved always my love.