Jeep

Rusty bucket on 4 wheels, normally found stuck in wilderness when it should not have left pavement in the first place.

I was offroading in my Suzuki and had to pull out this JEEP.

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jeep

Over-priced, over-hyped american produced junker that GM will never bother to re-engineer as they realize there will always be a confederacy of dunces willing to dole out the cash.

I cannot believe the radio was stolen out of my soft-top jeep wrangler again!

or

I can barely afford my 4-cynlinder jeep payments and my dues to the frat!

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Jeep

Ugly box on four wheels which cant even manage to get over 20 mpg highway over its 50 years

What is that piece of shit?

Why, its a Jeep!

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jeeped on

getting dirty from a jeep

I got jeeped on while changing the oil on my jeep.
I got jeeped on off roading.
That shirt was jeep on.

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jeep

Yet another form of overcompensation for small dicked loosers, along with the SUV and the Truck.

Driving a jeep helps me to cope with my microscopic penis. Look out ladies, I'm a small dicked idiot dumbass loser.

Me(after vomitting): Get away from me you disgusting freak, I'm going out with the guy in the little honda, toyota, etc. that just cut you and your stupid looser mobile off.

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Jeep

An American built 4x4 which still remains legendary today. An off-roading icon that none have matched.

'your car may go faster, but my Jeep can go anywhere.'

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Jeep

A person whose eyes are set closer together than normal, like the headlights on a Jeep.

Patty's face is cute, except she's a Jeep, man.

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