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Joanne

a big loser

Joanne Song is a big loser!

by Gabrielle loretana November 25, 2019

8πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


Joanne

A white name for an asian whose parents wanted an easy name. A person who has NO manners and only bullies other people. Joannes are often mistaken for Joanna's who are more polite and intelligent. If you ever meet a Joanne make sure you run away. Or at least give it food. Joannes can also be mistaken as seagulls. They always have 'Cecilia's' chasing after them trying to 'civilise' them' but it never works so they join them. Joannes can f***k up your life, You either join them or fear them. If not you die. Be careful around Joannes and never fall for their fake niceness. They can hit you but you can't hit them.

Old Joannes own dim sim shops and go by the name Ling-Ling

Person 1: "Dude that girl just hit me"
Person 2: "That must be a Joanne. Run the other direction"

Person 1: "Dude that person keeps following me looking at my bread"
Person 2: "Man, Joannes hate butter put more butter on it"

Person 1: "Oh what are you on about I know a Joanne and she's really kind"
Person 2: "You probably have her mixed up with a Joanna"

Person 1: "Did you hear about that person who was pushed in front of a bus"
Person 2: "Yeah, they knew a Joanne"
Person 3: "Wow the world is scary these days"
Person 2: "If you ever see a Joanne run"

Person 1: "I feel like someone is looking at me when I sleep"
Person 2: "It's probably just a Joanne"

by γƒžγƒ‡γ‚€γƒΌοΌœοΌ“ August 30, 2016

21πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Joanne

Short.

Joanne is short.

by jason bains September 5, 2021

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Joanne

A bum who lives on the streets that asks people for money

Hey look at Joanne over there, she's such a bum!

by 123Jeffthekiller321 February 5, 2016

13πŸ‘ 74πŸ‘Ž


Joanne P

Joanne P is very bubbly and friendly. She is not afraid to cheer someone up. She is very sweet and is an awesome friend. Sometimes she chooses the wrong person to believe, but she always comes out right in the end. She is intelligent and honest. She makes friends very easily. She is a wonderful girl and the perfect person to hang around with.

Joanne P: Hey I got 100!

Chloe: Me too because you helped me study! You rock Jo!

by AnonymousRichGirl July 9, 2020


Joanne

The ship name of joe sugg and dianne buswell

they became official on the 16th december 2018 at 5:11pm

every month i’m the 16th at 5:11pm everyone puts the quote
β€œi may not have won the glitter ball but i’ve won something a million times more special”

joe sugg *posted a photo* at 5:11pm

fandom: OMG! joanne are official!!

16th of every month at 5:11pm

β€œi may not have won the glitter ball but i’ve won something a million times more special β€œ

by emxbuzzwell July 29, 2019

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Joanne

When you go down on a lady but instead of using your mouth on the vaginal area you rub your face (from forehead to chin) repetitively. Once climax is achieved (and it'll be quick) the giver then proceeds to wipe their face with their hand and lick the excess residue off in a cat like fashion.

The first time Adam gave me the Dirty Joanne I was skeptical...but now it's the only way I climax!

Sally knew Diane was cool beans when she busted out the Dirty Joanne on the first date. They're planning a fall wedding!!!

by Robert Chadwick July 26, 2019

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž