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Oh My Jod

A phrase used instead of oh my god in the remote town of St Donat in Quebec Canada. It is specifically used at the nunnery L'Etoiles Du Nord.

Oh my Jod what is that!

by TrendMaker331 February 12, 2018


Oh my jod

A strange phrase used only by those who use omg online. It is a bastardazation of saying "omg" and "oh my god" at the same time. Comes out with the ja sound instead of ga. Pretty uncommon.

Laura: I want to have sex with you.
Bartholomew: OH MY JOD! REALLY?!

by Crapspatula June 4, 2005

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jodding off

Wanking, masterbating

her mum caught her jodding off

by Jodder September 27, 2015


On Jod

The more stupid way of saying on god typically used to annoy people (like how people pronounce gif jif)

Person 1 "I'm gonna beat someone up who unironically says god like jod"
Person 2 "On Jod?"

by Sapcop September 21, 2022


Jod is tall

It describes someone who is generally tall and is very obsessed with working out.

“Hey Connor look at that jod is tall, he’s so masculine!”

by Hunk Gernk November 23, 2021


Jod

how people who pronounce gif as "jif" pronounce god

dude : Hey Jod, let me in!
God: sends dude to hell

by what kinda name is soap January 27, 2023


JOD

The act of a person using 3 year old rusty spoons that they retrieved from their pockets to spread on old woman with dementia. Which results in the other person retrieving a very gay and autistic aura.

I was walking down the road and I seen an old woman at the bus stop. I brought her back to my house were she lived with me for 10 years until the day she allowed me to JOD her.

by Jods fandom December 12, 2024