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The terrible burps that last all day after consuming one or more Joose beverages the night before. Purple is generally the worst kind as it tastes like nasty rotten grapes mixed with your general tsos chicken. Alot of the time you will throw up all over the place especially if you've had more than one joose, and the taste of old joose coming back up serves as a reminder of the mistake you made the night before by buying a joose. However due to its ease of acquisition and cheap price you will always come back to joose and get sick and hungover the next day with purple joose burps and heartburn. Also your heart might blow up.
Ah man sounds like a case of the Joose burps!
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a powerful laxative for androids
i slipped a bit of moose joose to my toaster
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getting fucked up on the titular energy drink like a certain Irish kid; may result in amazing dancing, and streaking.
"Oh fuck, I was so joosed last night."
"Yo, do you wanna get joosed tonite?"
"Wow that kids so joosed, hes naked behind a palm leaf."
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The color your mouth and lips turn after drinking a Joose. A dead give away that your drunk..or getting there.
John: Woah that girls dancing crazy, you think she's drunk?
Mitch: Yeah for sure
John: How can you tell?
Mitch: Dude, just check out her Joose lipstick!
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stella artois, see also wife beater
Punter: pint o spastic jooce please barman.
Barman: What?
Punter: A wife beater
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I walked in on my little brother masturbating, and there were screams and noodle joose everywhere.