JROTC

Dorks... DORKS DORKS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOORKSSSS HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Nicky: Omg I have to put the stupid ROTC uniform today
Josh: I love my country
David: What a fag!

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JROTC

An organization that I, personally, think is completely worthless. I have learned many helpful skills from getting a job and going through life experiences. I don't have to wear a suit and carry a flag during Prep Rallies.

I was reading some JROTC definitions and I notice one thing in common with those supporting it: They all mention kicking someone's ass who doesn't support it. JROTC is teaching them VERY valuable life lessons. lol.

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jrotc

Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps. Proof that the government is dehumanizing people at a young and influential age, and molding them into tools of the government.

"Hey, wanna join the Jrotc?"
"No thank you. I value my freedom of expression."

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JROTC niggas

Junior Reserve Officer Training Corps niggas, or JROTC niggas, for short. JROTC niggas are what some people call JROTC cadets (students)

Yo, you see them JROTC niggas this morning when they yelled at that kid when he wouldn’t stand for the pledge of allegiance?

jrotc officer

The fat fucks who sit around and skip PT. None of them can pass a PFT to save their life

Enlisted Cadet: has 5 ribbons and is on a drill team and goes to every event

Jrotc Officer: eH pIcK tHAt cRaP uP *eats McDonald’s French fries*

JROTC girl

A badass girl who is smart, fun, and athletic. Most of the time is short, like, under 5’3. So when she’s mad its like a cute but deadly chihuahua. She is insanely cute and beautiful (Don’t call her hot. She’s a woman, not a cup of coffee.) Not to mention, she is funny, interesting, and in conclusion the whole package.

Boy 1: Did you see the JROTC girls?
Boy 2: Yeah, they’re super athletic!

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north forsyth jrotc

North Forsyth JROTC is the junior reserve officer training program at north forsyth high school. They have won naval honor school for a bunch of years because much like your mother with guest they put on a front for others and yell behind closed doors. It is a lot of fun for about a week until they start shitting on you for everything you do. Watch out for the “senior leadership” that somehow manage to have both their heads in their asses and their noses in others business at the same time. In this program you will do pt where the leadership will yell at you to run faster even though they are the fat ones slowing the group down. You will also participate in drill where no one can understand the donkeys calling commands. Don’t worry everyone is treated equally unless you are so mental that they are afraid to scold you because you may commit suicide, then you will get a free pass. No worries social skills and basic human decency is not needed and most people in the program don’t have it, especially the leadership. Most importantly don’t forget to have fun even when you accidentally choose one of the many showers with no pressure because the majority of them are shit!

Billy: Hey, how can I fix my mental health?

Martha: Get as far away from north Forsyth JROTC as possible.