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Goddamn it, do we need another "boy toy" for the ADD-filled suburban preteen girls. especially one who has shallow lyrics, a high pitched voice, skater haircut, gangsta attitude etc.
Worse of all, there's these fangirls that exclaim "Like OMG, ur jus jealousz that ur not as popular as him" or "if you have nothin to say good about bieber, then dont say anything"
Duh, we have freedom of speech. Not everyone will like your new teen sensation, for fuck's sake. Besides, its not like you will marry him.
If he looked like Roseanne Barr, then I bet you won't be as obsessed. But hey, its not like he would be Michael Jackson. No he is not Stevie Wonder. I mean, your other favourite artist the Jonas Brothers, you compared Them to the Beatles but what happened? If he was real good, then why are his fans full of 10 year old girls and soccer moms? think about it.
Simple, we need LESS music that targets the Disney audience. And remember, Justin Bieber is to music as BP is to the global environment.
Belieber:OMG, Justin Bieber is the best singer ever. i will become Mrs. bieber. And all you boys will be jealous of him because he has 40 million preteen girls all over him, especially when he sings shallow songs about love. I mean he is the Music God! No, dont look at me funny. I know music. The more popular, the better, especially the jonas brothers, miley cyrus, taylor swift, etc. Yup Im a belieber.
Person That Has At Least Average Intelligence: Yep, you are smart. NOT!
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Justin Bieber is a lesbian who was too gay to be on The L Word.
Hey did you know that Justin Bieber is a lesbian not gay?
Why don't they debate that shit on tv coz its worth it?
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Worse then Rebecca Black...and thats saying something...
Show Host (to ozzy osbourne): Do you listen to justin bieber?
Ozzy: Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?
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A girl in disguise, using their diguise to become famous amongst other girls who were mean to "him" in early childhood.
Baby, Baby, Baby, OOOOOOH
-Justin Bieber
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The ultimate archetype of everything that's wrong with the music industry. Country boy turned wannabe gangster. Succubus to legions of parasitic humanoids who feed off popularity, i.e tweens. Worshipped by armies of fans who wouldnt know a decent tune if it came up to them and slapped their face repeatedly with a wet fish. Also has a legion of haters who seem to realise this also. Doesn't know what Germany is. Has a weird crush on sex crazed Rihanna, exhibiting typical stalker behaviour. Is one of a growing number of music figures whose real talent is overshadowed by their ability to sell an image of 'the next big thing' (if any). A corporate tool for music companies who should get the hint and realise their marketable teenybopper trash is killing off what is left of decent music.
Dont you just want to punch Justin Bieber in the face when he states 'who wants to make out with me right now?' during his Never say Never video? I know I do...
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Ninny-livered gorbellied newt (and that's insulting newts)
Guy one: I was just listening to Justin Bieber!
Guy two: You mean that ninny-livered gorbellied newt?
Guy one: He's not a ninny-livered gorbellied newt!
Guy two: *pulls out gun* do you want to rephrase that?
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A squirrel in a blender.
There are good artists and then there's Justin Bieber.
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